Cool vs not Cool

Being bored leads me to do lots of odd thing. Tonight, this thing was typing "cool" into google search for images. what you see before you is what i found. Its a quick guide of what is and what is no cool. and it is indeed cool.

Nice guys finish half way inbetween.

Im now convinced that nice guys dont finish last, they get second place. See, the assholes still win, but we, the nice guys, we get alittle...we get a a silver trophy, a red ribbon,a friend, what ever you want to call it. we are like a cat in the tortis and hair race...well, if the rabbit always one...which isnt how that race goes. but fuck it.

And who is hotter?

I say Sarah Lane hands down wins this fight, but i know alot of people who think otherwise. so I'll leave it open to who ever the 1 person is who reads this to send their input.

My foot.

Sweet huh?
Here it goes. I Enjoy walking in the dark. Theres something about knowing where everything is without really being able to see it that just makes me feel awesome. And well, most of the time, i feel awesome. But not this time. See, my dear old mother likes to move stuff, and not really mention it to anyone. This time it happened to be a big wooden gliding rocking chair. she moved it to put another chair in its place, but we have yet to find a new place for said big chair. So she movied it to the middle of the hallway. And i know i noticed it, it is completly in the way, so i had to have seen it in my travles before. but i guess i just didnt register it in my head. I realized this one my way to get some minute made pink lemonade, which im sad to say, is better than country time. anyway, i reached my hand out to grab for where the chair used to be so i wouldnt hit my arm on it like i always did, only it wasnt there. I thought to myself "weird, i wonder where the ch- FUCKING HELL WHAT WAS THAT?!" and now you can see the results of finding the chair in the dark.