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April 1st -
April Fools Day

April 2nd -
In ternational Childrens Book Day
Battle of the Flowers Day
National Peanutbutter and Jelly day

April 3rd -
Megalisia
Dont go to Work Unless its Fun Day

April 4th -
Er Tong Jie Childrens Day
A Drop of Water is a Grain of Gold Day

April 5th -
Festival of the Sweeping of the Tombs

April 6th -
Sorry Charlie Day
Plan Your Epitaph Day

April 7th -
Motherhood and Beauty Day
No Housework Day

April 8th -
Moharram
Hana Matsuri Flower Festival

April 9th -
Day of the Amazon Goddess

April 10th -
Soul Sunday
Feast of the Rivers and Seas

April 11th -
Eight Track Tape Day

April 12th -
Cosmonauts Day
Walk on Your Wild Side Day
Feast of the Blajini

April 13th -
Blame Somebody Else Day
Vaisakhi Solar Year

April 14th -
Youth Day
International Moment of Laughter Day

April 15th -
That Sucks Day
Day of the sun

April 16th -
Rekindle Your Romantic Self Day

April 17th -
National Cheeseball Day
"Blah Blah Blah" Day

April 18th -
Week Of the Young Child
Depression Day

April 19th -
Binding Tuesday
Garlic Day

April 20th -
Taurus the Bull
Nantional Puppetry Day

April 21st -
Kindergarten Day
Prophet's Birthday

April 22nd -
Feast of the Isthar
Girl Scout Leader Day

April 23rd -
Cocuk Bayrami
Lover's Day
Festival of the Green Man

April 24th -
National Karaoke Week
CHildrens Day

April 25th -
Cuckoo Day
National Playground Saftey Week

April 26th -
Flower Parade
Richter Scale Day

April 27th -
National Scoop the Poop Day

April 28th -
Floralia

April 29th -
Cassie Canarie

April 30th -
National Honesty Day
Beltane
Walpurgisnacht